The BranchesCoast Guard:Hey guys! Can I hang out with you guys?? I'm a military branch too!
Navy:Uh...negative on that. I gotta go...float in the ocean somewhere. You guys don't do that...
Army:Yeah we uh...got tough guy things to do. Right Marine Corps? Ha we're so similar!
Marines:WE LIFT THINGS UP AND PUT THEM DOWN.
Air Force:FUCK the air condition in my office is broken. I'm going golfing.
National Guard:Hey Army can I-
Army:DAMN IT NATIONAL GUARD. I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I NEED YOU.
National Guard:Ok...I'll go back to my day job...
Navy:Yeah, look Coastie... we all got big branch things to do. Why don't you go play in the shallows off the coast or rescue a fisherman or seal or whatever it is you guys do?
Coast Guard:Well...ok...but we're still friends, right?
Navy:Uh...I have to....go swab the deck. Yeah. That's it.
Army:I HAVE TO UM. GO BITCH ABOUT MY EQUIPMENT.
Marines:TIME TO GO LIFT THINGS UP
Air Force:TEE TIME.
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